I have some awesome spam subject lines today:
- Swarms of SUVs hunt for parking spots.
I like the imagery of this. Unfortunately, it turned out to be a typical pump & drop. Boring. - ringworm frenzy
This email wins the award for “email with subject line most likely to turn me off of ever clicking it.” Seriously, the only way to turn me off more would be to throw a “rectal” in there somewhere. It appears to have the same origin as the first email, so apparently you either love or hate the subject lines. - Passover Hotline
Another pump & drop, although from a different source this time. This one made me wonder: What would a Passover Hotline do? Walk people through putting lamb blood on their doors, perhaps?